A few things about me:
- I have an American Apparel t-shirt with an image of Shakespeare on it.
Underneath him, it reads, “PROSE BEFORE HOS.” - When I was a child, I had a speech impediment; I lived on the planet “EARFF.”
- My dog weighs 13 lbs.
- The lowest paying job in my life was at an independent bookstore; this was after I received a MFA.
- I have books by Sophie Calle and Lydia Davis at my bedside. This is why I don’t have a boyfriend.
See you at the poolside bar,
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