1) Is this a hoax?
2) And they pay you for that?
3) And you tell people this?
4) Does your husband know?
5) Is that still a thing?
6) I read some Walt Whitman in high school.
7) I read some Emily Dickinson in high school . . . and she sucked.
8) Didn’t Sylvia Plath stick her head in the oven?
9) They used to jail women for that.
10) I have to go.
11) That’s cute.
12) Have you read any of the poet Jane Austen?
13) Recite something.
14) Do your kids make fun of you?
15) Can I quote you on that?