In the evenings, Ava Stromm pours herself two glasses of wine, corking the rest right away to avoid temptation, and sits at her low coffee table devising zingy plenaries for Modern American Literature and Writing for the Screen, her two electives this year. She has a reputation now — the cool teacher, the young one who doesn’t mind letting the conversation drift — and though she despises the notion that she might have struggled for it in ways Mr. D’Amico (Luca) never has, everyone knows that being the cool teacher is the privilege of the men. Last week, at the annual teachers’ awards, fourteen men were honored with made-up prizes like “The Bard,” “Mr. AP Prep,” and “Multivariable Mike,” while two grandmother-types, both department heads, were given long hugs by sweaty boys on student council and honored with “Sweetest Lady” and “Mom Away from Mom.”
Not that Ms. Stromm wants an award. She just craves a modicum of fairness, which she admits is a lot to ask from a private high school with a forty-thousand-pound tuition and zero recruitment budget for a financial-aid program that definitely, absolutely, does exist. That it exists is repeated at every quarterly meeting and in every parents’ newsletter featuring the new head of school, a Wharton graduate with a taste for tunics and a conviction that London is a single ring of neighborhoods surrounding Hyde Park — the rest she calls “outer London,” though none of the arty people of color whom she has frantically courted since the start of her tenure would ever live inside that gilded perimeter.
