A good way to change your
name is to get a divorce.
There was that one time
she drew the dog’s shadow.
There was that other time she
melted the painting’s face off.
A shark swam between my
legs during freeze tag, and
we had to free her until
she caught the last-one-
standing. She caught him by
the torso.
The only time
I ever saw the two of them
flirt, she asked him, What’s
your favorite Day of the Dead
memory.
I don’t have one.
What’s your favorite emoji.
The one with the face. No,
I mean,
out of all of them.
The one with the face.
